So, uh... Hey guys. It's kind of been a while, huh? (Live footage of the author putting together this post.) I've been intentionally...

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Hey, guys! Wanted to write up a quick blog post since I'm spending the day relaxing at my parent's home in Virginia, trying to rest up...